Blue Stripe Wool/Tencel Dead Leaf Shorts
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We love themed restaurants. We love having an adventure while simultaneously eating food. But the business model just doesn’t work. It’s expensive as hell to have knights on horses jousting while you eat a cornish game hen. Normal restaurants already operate on razor-thin margins. I’ve worked in multiple highly rated restaurants. You don’t even want to know what corners they cut in the kitchen just to remain profitable. In a perfect world, every restaurant would be a themed restaurant, but we don’t live in a perfect world. I’m sorry. And don’t ever order deviled eggs on a Thursday. I’m not going to tell you why because you wouldn’t even believe me it if I told you the truth.
DETAILS:
Blue Striped Leaf Shorts
High Waist
Spikey Hem
Outer Seams
XS: Waist: 15.25", Hip: 27", Rise: 9"
S: Waist: 17", Hip: 29", Rise: 9.5"
M: Waist: 19", Hip: 31", Rise: 9.75"
L: Waist: 20.75", Hip: 33", Rise: 10"
XL: Waist: 22.75", Hip: 35", Rise: 10.5"
1X: Waist: 24.5", Hip: 37.5", Rise: 11"
2X: Waist: 26.75", Hip:40.5", Rise: 11.75"
3X: Waist: 29", Hip: 43.5", Rise: 12.5"
I want you to be so excited about every item you purchase from me, so if you don't love your garment, send it back!
To begin processing your return or exchange, please go to our RETURNS PORTAL
Please make sure to package your return in its original bag. We are not able to accept returns if they are not packaged in their original garment bags. We offer one free exchange per order, excluding final sale purchases. Items ordered via exchange are eligible for store credit return only.
Returns must be submitted within 30 days of purchase.
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International Returns : We do not offer international exchanges at this time. You will need to ship your order back to us with a trackable label that you are responsible for. We cannot provide prepaid return labels for international exchanges at this time.
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