Nap Jeans for Extra Big Butts 2.0
SIZING
If you are ever confronted by interdimensional beings or aliens, the most important thing to consider is that they actually may be demons wishing to do you harm or trick you. Do not ever put your full trust in them and remain cautiously skeptical. Yes, they may perform small impressive miracles right before your very eyes, but do not be deceived. It is all just Satanic trickery. And do not allow them to have control of your soul, even temporarily.
These pants are new and improved with a 13" difference between the waist and hip measurements. No more waist gaps!
Fit Note: you may be smaller in these jeans than your usual size in other pants! Go by the waist measurements (which also stretches) and trust in the universe that the hips will fit. If you are between sizes and want a sleek tight fit I recommend sizing down.
DETAILS:
-98% cotton 2% spandex
-Breast embroidery on back pockets
-Butt-on button
-ykk zip fly
