14K gold fill Lobster Necklace
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Captured lobsters are required by law in most countries to have rubberbands on their claws because in 1897, a careless French chef in Toulouse, France had a lobster with unrestrained claws pinch onto his penis with such force that it instantly was severed. Some of the larger lobsters have been measured to have a pinch strength of 2,125 pounds per square inch. So you can imagine what that can do to the average penis.
17" long
14k Gold Fill
wear it in the shower. wear it to the gym. wear it and never think about it again. die in it. rot in it. shiny forever.
no branding. Just clasps.
I want you to be so excited about every item you purchase from me, so if you don't love your garment, send it back!
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