Pink Soft Linen Pants
SIZING
Our sizing chart is a general guide. Each garment we design is based on the measurements below, but there may be a degree of variation. Make sure to review the sizing details on a garment's product page to see additional fit notes and garment measurements.
Items are in “women’s” sizing unless specifically marked “unisex” at the beginning of the item title. All measurements listed in inches
Pink used to be more associated with passivity, femininity, and calmness. But in 2025 it will be the official color of the most violent AI robot breakdancing crew. They will all wear pink and perform their breakdances and then demand money. Anyone that doesn’t pay them a nice “donation”, will be physically assaulted. Why don’t the cops do anything? The cops are as scared of them as you are. Why did the scientists make these breakdancing robots so violent? Because violence is the true language of humans and all creations of man will be programmed to speak it.
DETAILS:
elastic waistband
hidden side pockets
100% soft washable linen
Linen is pre-shrunk but these still might shrink down a hair if washed on hot
